As we mature in age, we value mature women over forty most of all. Here are just a few reasons why;

A woman over forty will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.

If a woman over forty doesn't want to watch to do something , she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.

Women over forty are more dignified. They seldom have a screaming matchs with you. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you down if they thought they can get away with it.

Older women are very generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over forty.

Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over forty is by far sexier and experienced than her younger counterpart.

Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. You never have to wonder where you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over forty for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over forty, there is a bald, uninteresting, paunchy relic making a fool of himself with some 21-year old girl.

For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for a bit of cash?", here's an update for you.

Nowadays eighty percent of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth putting up with a pig just to get a little sausage!


Adapted from Andy Rooney 60 Minutes